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Top Five Ways You Can Tell You're a FOB (fresh off the boat)...by Mark Manalo (Texas, USA)
5. You call every caucasian male (American,Australian,European, ah basta puti!) "Joe". (eg. "Hey Joe" or "what's up Joe?")
4. You say 'comfort room' instead of 'bathroom.' and when they ask you where is that place, then you say, 'I need to wiwi' (while pointing your patotoy)
3. In a restaurant, you can't eat without a spoon, (opkors,always ask for da spoon), or ask for patis and
toyo.
2. You scatch your head when you don know the answer, and say "Ayy!" when you're wrong.
1. From the airport, your second luggage is a balikbayan box. It's a balikbayan box that has the exact required weight of 50lbs. or 70lbs. that the regulations require. (para sulit ang box!)
March 17, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
Hahahaha funny ones
Posted by: Mike | Apr 6, 2005 6:07:33 AM
that puta is "HELLA PINOY"
Posted by: anthony | Apr 14, 2005 2:04:28 PM
who isnt a fab in my world!?
Posted by: joseph | May 27, 2005 1:19:30 PM
hey!!
the thing about us FOBs always bringing a balikbayan box to the airport is soooo true. hey!, it gives a lot of space for our stuff.lol. well, i was born here in america, and i still dont really understand why we do that. o well..
-daisy
Posted by: daisy | May 28, 2005 11:10:40 AM
pinoy!!! yan ang tunay!!! mabuhay pilipinas!!!
Posted by: Gilbert | Jul 10, 2005 11:00:10 PM
its 3:30 in the morning, i'm here laughing my ass off not concern about waking everyone in the house. this is hella dope. I am so glad that i found this site. dicovering rex has been such a wonderful opportunity/experience. this is a another reason to be proud that i am pilipina, its unfortunate that not everyone can be...even for a moment to laugh their ass off too.
Posted by: jennifer | Aug 28, 2005 3:40:18 AM
FUCKING COOL TO BE A PINOY DAWG!!! Hurrah to TSBU wave 60-CEBU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Posted by: RJ Mendez | Mar 30, 2006 2:20:31 AM
AY PUTANG INA TALAGANG CRAZY MAXIMUM NA CRAZY(fobs) in the house!!!PINOY PRIDE!!! MGA TABO USERS BE PROUD OF WHO U R!!!
Posted by: MOE | May 8, 2006 7:21:03 PM
y i never had 2 use anything else aside frm tabo..is there anything else?
Posted by: kiko | Sep 17, 2006 1:07:11 AM
hoy gago! what's with the toyo and patis thing? it's not funny stupid...and only kids say "wiwi" ... only retards like you point to their patotoy when they want to peepee..
Posted by: raphael romero | Nov 14, 2008 2:58:52 AM
