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"Top Five Ways You Know You're at a Filipino Wedding" (by Annabelle Malibago Kline of Woodbridge, CT 06/26/01)
5. The highlight of the evening is watching 3 year old Titoy sing karaoke of "Dancing Queen".
4. You are greeted at the reception by a life-sized statue of Santo Nino.
3. Someone yells "Auntie!" and all the women turn around.
2. Everyone is line-dancing, no matter what song is playing.
1. Your Lola is wrapping leftover food and putting it in her purse.
January 24, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
that last one is relly funny
Posted by: myckee | Mar 28, 2005 10:56:56 PM
so true, but i got another one for you guys, when you enter the room, everyone is your tita or titio
Posted by: jay | Apr 5, 2005 1:44:00 PM
1. Yung ibang bisita inuwi yung saplot ng upuan. Remembrance daw!(pati table covers!)
2. Yung kubiertos din inuwi, Anim na set!
3. Yung imbitado, nag-imbita rin!
4. May mga dalang zip-lock
5. Sa "catching of the bouquet" walang tumatayo na babae para sumali, ayaw aminin na single parin sila kahit 40 nah!At pag tapon ng bouquet, walang gusto sumalo, kasi ayaw magpakasal, babae raw gagastos sa amerika eh! hehe...
Posted by: Sunshine | Apr 12, 2005 1:46:11 AM
I got one! The wedding cake is an outlandish display on its own! It's got at least 5 tiers connected with some cake accessory with at least 20 figurines on it. It's so huge that it needs its own table to be displayed.
Posted by: Namie | Apr 23, 2005 10:49:50 PM
hahaha i was the 3 yr old singing dancing queen... damn... 'till now i still do!!!
Posted by: choco | Jun 18, 2005 2:52:03 AM
1. laging may candle, veil, chord sa wedding ceremony. di pwedeng mawala ang ringbearer at flowergirl na pamangkin ng mga ikakasal
2. pakialamero ang mga magulang ng bride and groom kahit tapos na kasal
3. masama loob ng mga kamag-anakan at kaibigan na hindi imbitado!
Posted by: ERiCK | Jul 1, 2005 11:55:06 AM
Der's pinakbet or papaitan on da menu!
Posted by: feds | Jul 1, 2005 1:38:48 PM
Olweys der is money dance!
Posted by: feds | Jul 1, 2005 1:42:21 PM
Haha I was just at 2 debuts for my friends and all the seniors were line dancing...to every song...I really still don't get it...
Posted by: Alex | Jul 10, 2005 9:06:53 PM
Mga pinoy nakiki kain na nga lang mag-uuwi pa sa bahay eh, Ilalagay sa aluminum foil ultimo cake kahit tunaw tunaw okay lang... pag may natira naman, iuuwi para sa aso.
aww shyt man i just love bein philippino we're so damn unique and yeah,... weird too=)
Posted by: Kelly | Jul 16, 2005 7:59:37 AM
Yung line dancing, eerie, its so accurate nakakatakot.
Pati na rin yung pabaon. Thats to be expected.
Meron pa yung teenager na magaling kumanta because his/her voice is so angelic, after singing is always followed by a drunken uncle or auntie who can't carry a tone.
Posted by: bulok | Aug 16, 2005 12:40:40 PM
pag may sing along palakpak lahat kahit sintunado,may ball room dancing always.Nag-aagawan sa center piece kahit hindi give away,palaging may sasabihin sa pagkain na handa pero may take home pa rin...
Posted by: kulas | Sep 1, 2005 8:28:24 AM
you see the same people, set of titos and titas every occassion that i once mistook my one tita for the bride who is actually the sis.. as i greeted her "..best wishes!" ..she replied somewhat bewildered "ngek, hindi ako! ..si manang and ikinasal!" ..and i said "..aww! ..i'm sorry" ..i walked away so damn f*ing embarassed, and i felt very stupid for not even noticing that she was not in wedding gown!.. "hindi ba obvious!!" :-)
Posted by: braguldo | Nov 10, 2005 9:25:25 PM
oh mann soo true but dont forget that the bride puts the cake in her purse too!! haha!
also at least one layer of cake is leche flan and the whole cake came from goldilocks where you bargain with lola and start crying for no discount!
o god this is sooooo funny...
Posted by: vdodson | Jul 3, 2006 10:55:12 AM
These things are so "PUNNEH" and the #1 is soooo true, but I bust out when one of my titas ba oon(SP) before anyone has even eaten!!!
Posted by: uclfred | Jan 5, 2007 8:25:41 PM
this things are true so funny..proud to be filipino!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kim | Jan 17, 2007 12:24:00 PM
All your comments re-Filipino Weddings is a
disgrace to the Filipino community.
Shame on you ALL!!!!
Posted by: Deanna | Jun 1, 2008 10:11:54 AM
Shame on us all! But can't help the fact that what they all posted are TRUE!!!!
MABUHAY MGA FILIPINO!!!!
Posted by: Vhee | May 3, 2009 3:02:43 AM
